a guy came up to me on the street the other day. he said "i wanna play a game with these three playing cards" he said "i've got this card, this card, and i've got that card. all i want you to do is to keep your eyes on that card" and as he said it he lead the card to the bottom of the pile, i saw him do it so i say "its at the bottom" he says "no, thats this card" i say "then fine, its at the top" he says "no thats also this card" then i say "well then it has to be in the middle" and he said "no thats also this card" i said "well then you dont even have a that card" he said "yeah i do that card is on the bottom. i snap my fingers and now its on the top" i said "well then you're cheating, you're using 2 of that card" and he said "no, actually i'm using 3 that card is also in the middle, and as you can see, i only have. this card, this card, and i have this card" i said "well fuck man, you're cheating" and he said "well yeah, you've got to remember that in life, you get a little bit of this, a little of that, but not much of the other" | 
